I wonder if I'm really as pale as I look in all my photographs. I mean, the flash on my camera is pretty bright but I look positively anaemic. And I don't change colour in summer. I don't burn either, which is a blessing, but why do I look so ghostly? With the dark hair, the black clothes and the only-silver-jewelry you'd think I was a goth. I'm not though. Buying a Sandman T-shirt was just a one off. Really.