Matt told us about the entertaining drunk he met on the way to work last week. He was sitting on the pavement quaffing beer, wearing scruffy clothing and a yellow hard hat "Like Bob the Builder's". As the passers by did the old passing by thing the drunk enquired of them whether they could tell him the way to Sesame Street.
Maybe it's just me, but that's the sort of entertainment I could use on the way to work.