Lifetime

[hawkida]

My "lifetime" membership of the Red Dwarf fan club has expired. They finally put together a new fanzine after a ridiculous amount of time - over a year I believe, and I didn't get one. I chased to see if it had gone astray or there had been some database error or similar, but no:

"We have had a revision of complimentary members list.
[...]
So in affect any previous complimentary magazines are no
longer available. And this would require you to become a
member again, if you so wish."

I'm not going to pay, and I don't think I actually want written material from people who write that badly.

So does that mean I'm dead?

Comments

[argonel.livejournal.com]

You are obviously communicating with the zombie version of the Red Dwarf fan club. the lifetime membership was for the lifetime of whoever expired first, therefore this must be an undead fan club.

[cdave]

IAWTC