Idiot

[hawkida]

Random text messages last night:

unrecognised number: Whose this?
me: Who are YOU?
unrecognised number: Chris wots ur name?
me: Where did you get this number? I don't think I know you. Max
unrecognised number: I found it wen tidyin up sori to bother u
[ten minute pause]
unrecognised number: Do u know any single gals on o2?