Cramps

Gah, stupid stomach, can't it get over this already?!

What actually causes the cramping feeling? Any advice on how to make it stop beyond just waiting for it to pass?

a/s/l

Argh! Why do random strangers keep sending me Yahoo Messenger messages? Does this happen to everyone? Sorry, but I have NO idea how to respond to:

ford1969uks: hi your pic u r sad i love to make u happy ;-)

Although I have to admit it's vaguely better than "a/s/l? 28, male, Kent". What makes someone target complete strangers for random chat anyway?

Own up

All right, who's with the funny text messages, huh?

Chances are I ought to know but since most of my phonelist isn't on my current phone you are currently anonymous. Own up or I post the number for prank calls.

(But I laughed, in case you wondered.)